Winding Down

I had my last day at work today, and the final half hour was great. Because I basically work in a hive of super-friendly middle-age women, and half an hour before my shift ended they started congregating around my desk and swapping stories. They all involved their post-graduate lives... Their first jobs... Their husband's first jobs... Interview advice... Embarrassing secrets about co-workers. And then the clock stuck five and they hugged me and let me go with the best of wishes. It makes me wish I could always have middle-aged women gossiping around me.

LOST

Ranking the LOST Survivors:
(NOTE: Here there be spoilers; it's a list of who's still alive)

1. Sawyer
2. Desmond
3. Faraday
4. Juliet
5. Locke
6. Jack
7. Hurley
8. Miles
9. Jin
10. Lapidus
11. Sun
12. Kate
13. Sayid
14. Rose and Bernard?

Florida Friends

I honestly think that what I'm going to miss most about Tallahassee are the lizards all over the sidewalks.

Bauer's Beers

Right now, I'm living vicariously through Jack Bauer

and I think I know what the "24" drinking game should be. You have to take one shot every time you hear the phrase "within the hour."

Til Graduation

Three weeks until I graduate.
Twenty-one days until I leave Tallahassee.

That means that I can start counting down on my fingers, toes, and penis.

Movie Mogul

I know how to break into pictures. Movie motion pictures.

I'm going to hop on this trend of movies about guys who can't remember the night before and desperately try to put the pieces back together. Like "Dude, Where's My Car?" or the upcoming "The Hangover."

Only mine's going to be a feminist take on the genre. Called "Roofied."

Man O Man

Right now, I'm in one of those moods so good and so perfectly at peace with being in this mood that I'm almost scared to do anything, anything at all, for fear that this mood will leave me. And I'm at peace with that.