Children

I know that most children learn what pisses their parents off so that they can use it against them at really opportune moments. I realized today that my kids, whenever we get into fights, are going to start telling me the endings of books and movies I haven't seen yet.



I never want children.

A Crush

The girl I think is cute -- like, the most cute -- wore the same shirt as I did today.


I think she likes me.